Thursday, May 29, 2008

I think I might Scream

Okay. I'm done.

I can't do this anymore.

I can't believe what a low and disgusting level some people will sink to, just to try to make me mad.

Well, Dish Water,

This is for you.



Look, I don't give a crap what you say.

You are the most nasty, immature, rude, and revolting person I have ever met. I wish you the most miserable, painful, and excrutiating life possible. Though I'm sure you are already headed down that path. If you haven't noticed, you can't seem to keep a steady friend. They will say they're friends with you, and act like they actually like you, but the truth is, NOBODY likes you. So you might as well give up on trying to be "cool" and "popular" because you won't ever achieve that status. You're too mean.
You don't even deserve an entire post.
You're going to act like you don't care what I'm saying, but I know you do care. You are super insecure and worried about what other people think.
And here I am, dissing you. I almost feel bad.
Wait......
No. I don't feel bad at all. You deserve it.
Have a nice life (not).

Popsicle

P.S. Did I use too many big words for you? You're probably used to your kind of writing- incoherent sentences without any meaning.
P.S.S. You probably didn't even realize that was an insult.
P.S.S. Don't waste your time trying to comment. I blocked you.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

I don't know what to say... This is just random

Well, that was a lie. I have actually been having these weird imaginations of meeting a really cute guy. He has red hair that is kind-of spiled, and layored. He also has the BEST green eyes you will ever see in the world. I wish he was real because he is HOT!!!! I want him! NOW!!!!


-IZZE

P.S.
If any of you ever do see him, tell me. Oh, and one more thing: BACK OFF! HE'S MINE!!! (JK) And just so we are all on the same page, this guy isn't real, I made him up. HA!

Monday, May 19, 2008

I Just Need A Hug....

Ok. Well, as you know (I'm not sure who "you" is, though), Sicle and I have been going through some very hard emotional times latelly. I know Sicle has stated her parts on what is discomforting to her. Today, I shall do the opposite. I shall state what I have done, and how I know it has hurt others. This is an attempt to appoligise to Pop incase she reads this before I see her tomarrow morning.



1. I "stole" my buddies crush. This is possibly the worst thing that a friends could do to another. It began with us both flirting with him, then I selfishlly took charge. I captured him as mine, and thought nothing of it. Now that I take the time to slow donw and thimk about this, it makes me feel sick inside. I can not express to you Pop just how horrible I feel.



2. I continue to flirt with him. OH MY GOD!!!!! THIS IS TEARING ME UP INSIDE!!!! I honestlly can't dicribe in words how awefull I feel. I know all you out there can't tell, but I an on the verge on tears! It is so hard to actually realize what I have done...



3. I have said many hurtful things. At the time they did not seem hurtful, yet I could feel the words in an unpleasant way. I appoligise from the bottom to the top of my heart for what I have said. I don't know what else to say.



Can you excuse me for a moment? I need to get up and get a tissue. This will only take a moment... I think.





All right, I'm back. Now I know that I could go on forever about examples of what I have done, but I an going to stop. Instead, I have a little speach I would like to present to Popsicle.



I know that I am not perfect. NO body is. But latelly, I have been able to identify more and more things that I have done wronge. I fully acknoledge that I have TRUELLY hurt someone who is very special to me. I think it would be a good idea if we just got together and did nothing. We just spent the day together and relaxed. We get rid of all our harsh feelings and renew our souls. Maybe we could even get some ice cream and just pig out while watching America's Next Top Modle.

I need a hug. A big, friendship hug. I have truelly "shattered one of my friends hearts, and it sickens me. I don't know how else to discribe it. I don't want to sound emo, but this is honestlly how I feel. You mean a lot ot me Pop, I'm just not sure you know how much.

-A very tearfull Izze

You will be recieving a big hug tomarrow, and it will be the biggest, saddest, wettest, and most emotional hug you have ever recieved. EVER. You know what, we are going to spend some time together, and we are going to enjoy it. We can do yoga, and release all of our bad energies. Sound good?

Ok. I'm done now.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Honestly

Okay. This is everything I need to say:

"Fielld" is spelled FIELD.
"Elementry" is spelled ELEMENTARY

And I didn't forget "Frisbee" on purpose. I honestly couldn't remember her code name. I apologize for forgetting someone who dedicates their spare time to tormenting and insulting me. I am actually proud of myself for ignoring her for so long. I usually would have strangled her by now.

These last couple of weeks are going to be unbelievably painful (for me, at least, I dunno bouts you). I suggest we try to be as nice to each other as possible, even if we do get annoyed. It's only two weeks and a couple of days. We can get along for that long, right? I can't wait until school is over. I am tired of it all.

I'm not sure if you agree with me, but I am tired of this "Frisbee" crap. I don't want to have to deal with this. Maybe you aren't aware of what she's doing, but hasn't she seemed extremely attached to you after the big fight? Whenever you and I are together, she insists upon grabbing you and running off to do something else so that you won't talk to me. When you aren't with me, it just seems like she doesn't care what you do. maybe I'm wrong, but i just want you to know what you're letting her get away with. You always let people get away with anything.


Popsicle

Thursday, May 8, 2008

My Love

You know, I have just now realized how much I really love Mitchel Musso! I just watched a video of him on youtube, and I realized that I REALLY like him! I mean, I REALLY like him! I know this sounds crazy, and totally cliqu, but I have never felt this way about any other guy before.

-Izze

P.S.
THank you for the awesome slideshow Pop. Dispite the anoying complication I had today, it made me smile. I thank you.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

People Reference (cont)

I don't mean to be weird or anything, but you forgot Frisbee, Pop. She shouldn't be forgotten.

-Izze

P.S.
On the 14th I get to go and help out at feilld day at my elementry school and skip going to my middle school. Yay!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

People Reference

You are probably wondering what this means. Well, it means that I fainted yesterday. I shall write more tomorrow. HA!

-Izze

OKAY----------
I had to rewrite her post because it had too many spelling and punctiation errors to count. I know, OCD. What can I say, I have issues.

If anybody noticed, we changed our backround (which, by the way, looked FANTABULICIOUS), then changed it back to poopy lumpus-ness.
I am very sad.
Izze didn't like it so we had to change it back.
POOP on Izze.

Not really. That would be gross. Like a grape juice and rotten fish-stick smoothie.
Well, school is almost over! We are going to a theme park on the last day of school with the entire class of students. YAY!!!
Izze really wants to go! She seemed MEGA-GANTUITIOUSLY excited.
We have a list of all the people we mention on this blog:

OLD PEOPLE:
Kule - rapist
Gritz - nerd
GuyBud - annoying monkey
Tootsiepoppertinkleberg - perverted man
Sprite - fabulous hamster lady
Spud - clueless, yet delightful
Tamales - donkey resembling HOTTIE
Mitch - Mitchel
Doughnut - some person who thinks pop is her BFF
Izze - just all around fabulous pooperblubb
Popsicle - Me
Grover - **DROOL**

NEW PEOPLE:
Batch - frizzy hair and a nasty, selfish, attitude
Saggy Lumpus - the exact definition of "SLUT"
CautionTape - "I cut myself, and I like pot head guys"
Pathetic - freaky teacher with wandering eyes

So, if you ever get confused about who we are referring to, just look at this post. YAY HOORAY HULLABALOO YOINKS JUMPIN JEHOSEPHAT.


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Saturday, May 3, 2008

Glassy Eyed

You are probublly wondering what this means. Well, it means that i FAINTED YESTERDAY. I shall write more tomarrow. HA!

-Izze